I quit...







bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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Via You oughta know.

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

Via Era broma

(Source: bussitbabypt2)


kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Via Casa de Vee

¿Cansado de mirar el movil y no tener ni un Whatsapp? ¿Harto del texto predictivo? ¿Lees esto con voz de anuncio de teletienda? ¿Eres tonto? - Sabes que sí.

– (via wiselwisel)

(Source: de-algo-hay-que-morirse)

Via Gramesar

welele:

¡Señora usó Salpicadura, es súper efectivo!

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Via Close your eyes to see





(Source: rustscohles)



Pulp Fiction (1994)

(Source: mortinhapormorrer)


Via Close your eyes to see

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